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Side Effects Of Becoming A Parent

Side Effects Of Becoming A Parent

So much has changed since I became a mum over 2 years ago. It has been the most amazing experience of my life, so I thought I’d make a list of things that have personally affected me and my husband!

Side effects of 1 child, aged 2 years of age.

Like everything in life, becoming a parents may cause some side effects. If any of the following happens, do a little happy dance.

Common side effects include:

* Immense Joy! – If you are suffering from this, do a happy dance!

* Drowsiness – Warning – Being a parent may cause constant drowsiness. Cup of coffee may be needed to counteract this!

* Increase of social life – Having to take your child out to baby or toddler groups may increase your social life. This may increase your circle of friends and lead to an increase of (see below)

* Excessive cake eating – Because of an increase of your social life, a lot of time will be spent in child friendly café’s eating the most delicious cake ever, or sharing your latest bake with fellow mums.

*Relative overload –  The sudden visitation of a large amount of relatives, causing you to run out of milk and tea bags

* Constant cuddles – You may find that cuddles are the best thing ever

* High tolerance to cleaning up wee, poo, and vomit – It’s inevitable really

*Overload of Peppa Pig - Peppa Pig is a highly addictive television show, to be used sparingly

Uncommon:

* Dental problems – An inevitable consequence of too much cake

* A consistently untidy house – not having enough time to tidy up is a major side effect of having small children

* Unclean carpets – You may want to put down a large sheet of plastic to avoid this side effect – or just buy a carpet cleaner

* Confidence rise – An inevitable consequence of socialising at toddler groups

So that’s just a few of the things we have experienced since becoming parents  If you have any more, feel free to leave a comment below 

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